Let’s get one thing straight: the asteroid theory? Cute. Volcanic activity? Please. Climate change? Okay, maybe a little warm. But the real reason dinosaurs went extinct? They didn’t have a Century 21 Keim agent to find them proper shelter. And trust me, if you were a 7-ton herbivore with tiny arms and an urgent need […]

So, you’ve found the home. The one that checks all the boxes: a great neighborhood, enough space for your ever-growing collection of Amazon boxes, and a kitchen that whispers, “You might actually cook here someday.” But before you start mentally arranging your furniture and planning your housewarming playlist, there’s The Home Inspection — the real […]

Let’s face it—everything feels expensive these days. Gas, groceries, and yes, even eggs. You walk into the store, see the price of a dozen eggs, and suddenly wonder if you should be investing in chickens instead of real estate. But before you start designing a backyard coop, let’s talk about something else that’s going up […]