10 Things a Real Estate Agent Has in Common With a Wizard

🧙‍♂️ 10 Things a Real Estate Agent Has in Common With a Wizard

We wave pens instead of wands, conjure comps out of thin air, and still get blamed when the inspection report looks cursed.

1. We’re Always Wearing a Robe
Okay, maybe it’s a branded blazer and not a cloak, but if you’ve ever seen a real estate agent before 8 AM at a broker open, you’d swear it was enchanted linen.

2. We Wield a Pen Like a Magic Wand
Want to summon a new home into existence? Watch as we wave our trusty pen over a contract and—POOF!—you’re under agreement. (Contingent on inspections, of course.)

3. We Conjure Comps From Thin Air
“Where did you get that number?” the seller asks.
“The MLS,” we reply.
But the truth is, it’s part market knowledge… part secret scroll… part caffeine-induced prophecy.

4. We Cast Protection Spells (aka Disclosures)
We may not have magical shields, but we do have addendums, disclaimers, and disclosure forms—because protecting you from lawsuits is the true sorcery.

5. We See the Future (Sort Of)
We try to predict interest rates, market shifts, and how long it’ll take your cousin to move out of your future basement suite. Results may vary.

6. We Battle Dark Forces (Also Known as: Appraisers, Inspectors, and Uncle Bob the DIY Expert)
No disrespect to professionals… but every now and then, a cursed outlet or ancient HVAC system requires a full-on spell of negotiation and patience.

7. We Get Blamed for Everything
You didn’t like the inspector’s report? The appraisal came in low? Mercury in retrograde?
Totally our fault.
Obviously.

8. We Brew Potions (a.k.a. Open House Cookies and Coffee)
Nothing attracts buyers quite like the ancient aroma of Nestlé Toll House cookies and free caffeine. We call it “Potion No. 21.”

9. We Speak in Riddles
What’s the square footage?
“Well, including finished basement and unheated attic space, but not the enclosed porch that’s technically three seasons…”
You get the idea.

10. We Turn Dreams Into Reality
At the end of the day, our real magic is helping people move forward, find their space, build wealth, or simply feel home. It’s not just sales—it’s sorcery.

🪄 Ready to work with a real estate wizard?
Let us cast a spell on your real estate journey. (We promise, no toads involved.)
📞 Contact CENTURY 21 Keim and let the magic begin. 610-969-7200 or email us at c21keim@gmail.com