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Let’s get one thing straight: the asteroid theory? Cute. Volcanic activity? Please. Climate change? Okay, maybe a little warm. But the real reason dinosaurs went extinct?
They didn’t have a Century 21 Keim agent to find them proper shelter. And trust me, if you were a 7-ton herbivore with tiny arms and an urgent need for a split-level cave with a tar pit view, you’d want someone who knew the market.
The Real Estate Gap in the Cretaceous Period
Back then, there were no lockboxes, no yard signs, and not a single open cave event. Triceratopses were stuck couch-surfing in velociraptor dens, and pterodactyls had to settle for subpar cliffside rentals with zero nest-to-airspace ratio.
Can you imagine the Zillow listing?
“Rustic lava flow property. No plumbing, minor asteroid damage. HOA is a pack of carnivores. Must see!”
No MLS, No Hope
Without MLS access, T-Rexes were wandering aimlessly, looking for something with high ceilings (for that tail swing clearance). But the best they could do was crash into each other while asking, “Is this cave still available?” It wasn’t.
Let’s face it—if a Century 21 agent had been there with a snappy gold jacket, some comparative market analysis, and a flare for staging a fern-covered mud hut, we’d probably still have brontosauruses on the school run.
Picture It…
A sauropod lounging in a tri-level treehouse, sipping swamp water from a coconut shell, telling his neighbor, “Yeah, my Realtor got me in before this valley got hot. She even negotiated the tar pit clean-up!”
Moral of the Story?
Don’t go the way of the dinosaurs. Whether you’re looking for a modern-day dwelling or selling your prehistoric paradise, Century 21 agents are here to help. We may not have saved the dinos, but we’re pretty great at helping you find your next lair. You can call us at 610-969-7200 or email us at c21keim@gmail.com
And if you’d like an automatic valuation of your current home, check out our home value tool at www.thekeimgroup.com/home-value-snapshot
