Because your happy place deserves a mortgage.
Grab a pen, a beach towel, and your best “I’m totally serious about real estate” face—it’s time to find out what kind of vacation home fits your true inner getaway self.
1. What’s your idea of a perfect Saturday?
A. Roasting marshmallows by the lake while wearing flannel.
B. Eating boardwalk fries barefoot.
C. Paddleboarding at sunrise, margarita by noon.
D. Being absolutely unreachable.
2. You hear a noise outside at night. You assume it’s…
A. A bear. No big deal.
B. The neighbor’s fireworks again.
C. A crab trying to break into the cooler.
D. Your past responsibilities trying to find you.
3. Your vacation soundtrack includes…
A. Crickets, crackling firewood, and one suspicious owl.
B. “Beach Boys Greatest Hits” on repeat.
C. Smooth jazz and a seagull squawking in B minor.
D. The sound of your phone not ringing.
4. You decorate your vacation home with…
A. Rustic wood, antique signs, and “Live Laugh Lake” pillows.
B. Nautical ropes and seven varieties of flip-flops.
C. White wicker, coral prints, and coastal grandma vibes.
D. Curtains you ordered while stress-scrolling at 2am.
5. Your favorite vacation food is…
A. Anything grilled over an open flame.
B. Fried everything with a side of fried.
C. Fresh seafood and 3 lemon wedges per entrée.
D. Whatever’s quiet, simple, and doesn’t involve a Zoom meeting.
Results!
🏔️ Mostly A’s: The Poconos Escape Artist
You crave trees, trails, and total tranquility. You’re a s’mores-and-scenery type, and CENTURY 21 Keim or Country Lake Homes has the perfect cabin with your name (and maybe a bear’s paw print) on it.
🌊 Mostly B’s: The Jersey Shore Junkie
You love the smell of salt air, sunscreen, and freshly fried funnel cake. You’re all about fun, family, and keeping sand in your car year-round. We’ve got boardwalk beauties and beachfront deals for days.
🐚 Mostly C’s: The Delaware Beach Zen Master
You enjoy your sunsets soft, your taxes low, and your vacations with just the right touch of elegance. We’ve got coastal calm and class waiting for you—and yes, it comes with screened porches.
🏝️ Mostly D’s: The “I Need to Get Away from Everything” Buyer
You’ve hit peak burnout and are now dreaming of a place where no one knows your Wi-Fi password. We see you. We support you. And we’ll help you find a retreat so peaceful, even Google Maps gives up trying to find it.
Whatever you decide, contact us at c21keim@gmail.com or call us at 610-969-7200 and we’ll find you the perfect member of our team who can assist in the Poconos, the Jersey Shore or the Delaware Beaches!